Less Sugar.
Fewer Calories.
Gut Healthy and STILL SLAPS
bitee
cookies
Big flavor. Less bitee.
Tastes
like
bad
behavior.
Acts
like
self-care.
Tastes like bad behavior. Acts like self-care.
Better hits difffernt
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Vibe Check
We make cookies that hit hard and digest easy. It’s indulgence, rebranded — with less sugar, fewer calories, more fiber, and zero regrets.
Gut-friendly? Yes. Personality? Loud.
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The Plot Twist
Not to be dramatic, but we cracked the code.
Our Bitee+™ prebiotic fiber blend gives your gut the love it deserves — without ruining dessert.
It’s science, but make it hot.
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The Receipts
Less Sugar. Fewer Calories. Still Slaps.
We took your fave cookie vibes and stripped out the sugar crash, the bloat, and the “ugh, why did I do that” feeling and kept everything you crave.
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Your New Obsession
You’ve got good taste and a wild schedule. You don’t need another “healthy” cookie that tastes like sadness.
Built for chaotic hot girls, almond dads, and everyone in between.
The Six That Started it All
It’s Not Even My Birthday
Birthday cake cookie topped with confetti frosting and birthday cake crumbs. Attention-seeking and proud of it.
Thirst Trap
Classic chocolate chip, deeply indulgent and loaded with brown butter emotional damage (and dark chocolate chunks and semi-sweet chocolate chips) with a sprinkle of flaky sea salt.
Sweet Talker
Melts in your mouth. Lies to your diet. Rich butter cake energy with a whisper of corn (trust us) and a swirl of honey butter glaze on top. A little crunch and a lot of chaos.
Ex Squeeze Me
Lemon cookie with a tart pop and soft lemon curd filled center. Freshly zested and slightly unhinged.
305 ‘Til I Diet
Guava + Cream + White Chocolate, inspired by Miami and bad decisions. Tropical, iconic, and unapologetic.
Midnight Crisis
Our dark-and-dreamy take on the classic cookies n cream — a rich, cocoa-kissed cookie smothered with vanilla cream and cookie crumbles. It’s the flavor equivalent of texting your ex and deleting it before they ever know.
this cookie has no chill
Fewer Calories But Still has Main Charcter Energy
+Prebiotic Fiber and still Indulgent AF
Less Sugar but Still So Rich It Should Come With a Prenup
How it works
Six Flavors
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Pick it up. Or let us bring the drama to your door.
Comes in a box of six, which includes one of each flavor. No Substitutions (for now). Because self-control is overrated. $32
*$5.99 Delivery Fee Will be Applied for All Deliveries
Timing Is Everything (Especially with Frosting Involved).
Choose your cookie rendezvous. We don’t judge.
Payment is due when ordering. No refunds but can transfer.
Six Personalities. All Delicious.
